The bet (NCIS / Humor, Slash) Fandom: NCIS Genre: Humor Rating: none
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Content: How predictable is Tony DiNozzo? LOL
***** ***** The bet "Tell me, is because Tony had not come back?" Asked Abby and Gibbs put the requested file on the table.
"You know DiNozzo ..." growled her boss without his eyes off his screen to turn.
"He has certainly taken some love and again verquatscht. He will come for the same grinning like a Cheshire cat gallops come here and tell us again about his latest conquest. "
" I will hope for him, Ziva, otherwise I prefer it the mutton legs long. He knows exactly how much I need my morning dose of caffeine! " She was very antsy and could hardly keep her fingers still.
"When one speaks of hell ..." Gibbs said only, nodding towards the elevator.
"` Tomorrow, Together ", it was almost overly friendly by Tony, who grinned from ear to ear.
"What did I tell you?" Ziva smiled.
"Damn, Tony! Where have you been so long? "Abby went to him and grabbed her giant mug with Caff-Pow from the box to her colleague was before them.
"You're welcome, Abbs," he quipped.
"was about time, DiNozzo!" Growled Gibbs.
"Sorry, boss. But I was just in front of the cafe, as ... "Tony froze mid-sentence and with the cup in his hand, which was for Gibbs when he saw the figure sitting in McGee's desk chair.
"Tony!"
"Oh, sorry, boss!" He excused himself and turned his set before the coffee cup on the table. "Who is this beauty over there?" He whispered.
Gibbs followed Tony's look over at Tim's desk and tried to suppress his grin. DiNozzo could not just leave to excavate all that in three not on the trees was.
"Nicki Monroe works, currently undercover for us." Jethro said, hoping not just to have said that too much nor too little.
Nicki had long blonde hair, which had been pinned up to a beautiful hairstyle with beads in it, which emphasized the long slender neck even more. The eyes were bright blue sapphires and the sensual red mouth with that smile promised much good stuff, which nobody would dare to express publicly. The black tight-fitting costume made it clear over the lush breasts and shapely figure below.
"Nicki Monroe ..." Tony had this to melt on his tongue and had suddenly this dreamy glazed look and a very unique smile on his face. "Not * * Marilyn?"
And he had again collected a Sap! "Ouch!"
"Listen to drool on and get to your work!"
"Tony, my coffee!"
"Coming right up, Ziva," he quickly turned his colleague down his coffee and looked back over to Tim's desk.
"So go out already." Agent David sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Do you, really?"
"As if one could stop them up ..." grinned Abby, standing next to Ziva, and sipped on her straw.
Tony placed the box onto his desk, put on his seductive smile and then turned to the wonderful visit.
"Hello! My name is Tony. "He said.
"Ah, Agent DiNozzo. I've heard from you. Timmy has told me much good stuff about you. "Nicki smiled at him friendly.
"Oh, really? Hope yet nothing but good ... "Tony started to flirt and sat on the desk.
"You can not just leave, right?" Came there plenty annoyed by McGee when he and his colleague during courtship with his visit got off.
"We have just chat nice, Timmy." Nicki appeased him a little and stood up.
"Exactly. No reason to be so jealous. "Confirmed Tony.
"Have nothing to do, DiNozzo?" Sighed McGee.
"I'm already gone." With these words, Tony slid off the desk and walked over to his place.
"Please excuse our Don Juan here."
"Oh, was it very amusing. And you're right. He's really cute. Watch out for just that no one snapped it to you away. "Chuckled Nick.
"Ahem, Here are the documents that you wanted ... "to divert tried McGee and ran slightly red.
"Thank you, Timmy. Oh, and do not forget to call my mom, okay? "
" Sure am, I do. Has done great to see you again. "Said Nicki McGee and hugged goodbye.
"Ciao, Tony!" Nick waved and blew him a kiss too.
"Ciao, Bella!" He said. "Wow! This body, "Then he put your feet up and took his coffee cup in hand.
"You can not simply be, Tony, do you?" McGee sighed and rolled her Eyes.
"Nope!" DiNozzo grinned and took a long sip from the cup.
"Okay, Tony. You force me to say something, which I had hoped never to have to do it. "Said Tim, stood behind his friend, leaned forward so that his mouth was level with his right ear, and said will be so loud that it all got with:
! kindly let your hands off my cousin, DiNozzo, "spat Startled Tony the coffee across his table and almost fell off my chair when Tim would not have kept him.
Abby bounced like a rampaging rubber ball up and down and was able to asses any more. "Pure pleasure, Tony," she screamed like a little kid and collected the same from Ziva had bet $ 5 for both.
"Nick is a guy ...? And you ... You have all the know? "Coughed Tony horrified.
"Oh, you're so predictable, DiNozzo!" Ziva laughed and held his stomach.
self Gibbs and Tim had tears of laughter in his eyes.
*** END ***
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